Hey there Young Shluchim!
I woke up the day after Tisha B’av with a jolt. What was that noise I was hearing? It was a most unusual noise. Could it be the mice squabbling in the basement? Could it be the spiders on the bedroom ceiling? I checked both options, but none seemed to be the correct answer. And I still heard the noise.
Could it me my neighbor’s snoring? No, not that. Could it be the rumbling of the garbage truck? No, not that either. Could it be a tornado warning? No, it was much softer than that. In that case, what could the noise be?
It actually sounded a little bit like a song. It sounded like one of my favorite farbrengen songs. Could there be a farbrengen going on somewhere? I put a robe on top of my blue Fisher-Price airplane pajamas and ran to the Shul. The door was locked. I ran to the mashpia’s apartment on Myrtle Street, but no, it looked quiet there too.
But it wasn’t quiet, because I still heard the song singing somewhere. Where could it be?
I tried to go back to sleep. After all, it was only 5:30 AM, but the song disturbed me. It was somewhere close by, and I had to find it. I loved that song.
I opened the yellow pages, and looked for the phone number of a detective. The first one, a Dr McMilly had an answering machine. Dr McNosy also had an answering machine, and so did the other 27 detectives listed in the phone book. I was stuck. The whole town was asleep, even the garbage trucks, even the Shul, even the mashpia, even the detectives, and still there was a mysterious song somewhere and I just couldn’t find it.
911! Of-course, the emergency line was always open. I quickly dialed. Never mind, I ran to the nearby police station instead. A bored police officer greeted me. He was biting his nails and picking his nose very diligently. He asked me what the problem was. He wasn’t fat and wasn’t thin, he wasn’t tall and he wasn’t short. His hair was gray, his suit was blue, and his nose was red. He looked very plain, and very, very bored.
“What’s the problem?” He asked.
“A Niggun is lost, “ I said.
“For how long?”
“I don’t know. For a long time,” I said.
“All right, I’ll write a Missing Child Report,” He said, reaching for his clipboard.
“It’s not a child,” I said, “it’s a niggun.” But the officer didn’t seem to hear me. Near the Child’s Name space on the form, the officer filled in: Niggun.
“Is it a boy or a girl?” He asked.
“I don’t know.”
“How old is he/she?” He asked some more.
“How old? I think about 200 years old, maybe more.” I suggested.
The officer looked at me very suspiciously. “Are you sure you are not having a bad dream? Your story doesn’t make very much sense. Who is Niggun? How could it be 200 years old? When did it get lost? And where and how do you want me to look for it?”
I didn’t know how to answer. I started to despair. How would I ever find this stubborn Niggun?
Just then another policeman came striding into the police station with my good friend Rabbi Yudi trailing behind him. Rabbi Yudi, my favorite Shliach in Iowa, was looking his best. His face was beaming as he stood proudly in a neat black suit, with a light-blue tie, and he was holding his worn Rambam. I looked a little silly next to him.
“What are you doing here?” I asked. Rabbi Yudi told me that he had been speeding down the highway, excited to do Mivtzoim, and the police officer stopped him. The police officer saw in his files that Rabbi Yudi had received many other Mivtzoim-racing speeding tickets that he brought him to the police station to decide what to do.
“What are you doing here?” he asked me. I told him my saga about the lost Niggun, and his face lit up.
“I know where the Niggun is,” he exclaimed to the very plain, very bored, nail biting, and nose-picking policeman. “I’ll do the investigation for you.”
The police officer was so pleased that he said, “Go ahead. If you actually find this mysterious 200-year-old child, called Niggun, I’ll cancel all your speeding tickets.”
With a joyful “whoopee!” Rabbi Yudi took me by the hand and led me to his beautiful beat-up jalopy that drove so smoothly and quickly. Rabbi Yudi asked me which Niggun was lost, and as I sang some of Reb Michal Zlochever’s Niggun, he enthusiastically joined in.
And so we sang, Rabbi Yudi and I, then and there, at 6:00 AM, in a speeding jalopy, in blue pajamas, and we sang like never before. We sang for a long time, until I knew I found the Niggun. Until I knew I found the Niggun.
A Niggun can’t really be found like lost marbles or lost socks. A Niggun sort of like floats in space, and the only way to find it is to jump inside of it and sing it again and again, and still again, until it takes you up, up to a very special place.
Just as I was getting very involved in the Niggun, I saw flashing lights sneak behind Rabbi Yudi’s beat-up racing car. Would you believe he was getting another one of his famous speeding tickets...?
Dr. Getzel